Funny, good and interesting bowling game quotes and phrases

Bowling is a great and fun game that brings a lot of people together. Bowling as a sport has many health benefits and has gone through its fair share of ups and downs. From once being banned by the government of Connecticut and tagged as a game of gamblers and criminals to being the third most participated sport in America.

kid enjoying bowling

Apart from its history which gives us a lot to learn about, bowling is also known to inspire wisdom and goofiness in some people. We have taken our time to search for some fun and interesting bowling quotes. Some were made by well-known people while we can never tell who made the other quotes. But some factors common to some of the quotes are that:

  1. They talk about bowling
  2. They have some wisdom to them and
  3. You should find some very funny

From dad jokes to puns and wise quotes, we have tried our best to put it all in one place so as to give you the laughs and wise insights so many people have gotten from bowling. We hope you enjoy our collection of funny, good and interesting bowling game quotes and phrases which we have compiled from all around the internet.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

George Carlin

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends.

Jim Gaffigan

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall, I’ll always stand back up.

Jay Park

If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again.

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This is not NAM. This is bowling. There are rules.

Walter Sobchak

It’s not how you bowl. it’s how you roll.

Bowling is like dating…A smooth approach and a great follow through produce great rewards.

Well, my grandpa always taught me to bowl 15 frames. It’s like I told you before, we Amish, we do everything half again as hard as you do. Ten frames.

Ishmael from Kingpin

Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

Don Johnson

We’re going bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.

Kid bowling ball

Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.

Stephen King

Even if you don’t knock down a lot of pins, be sure to strike a pretty pose.

Bowling is fun in your spare time

We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we’ve hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down.

All bowling balls look like they’ve just received shocking news.

My drinking team has a bowling problem.

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Just a couple of minutes ago, I signed a couple of bowling pins for some people. That’s a normal thing. Somebody will hand me something and say, ‘Draw a picture! Draw the Dude!’ They’re probably selling them on eBay or something.

Jeff Bridges

There’s something very noble about the bowling shoe. It has very little pretense, and it’s kind of naughty. You have to share them with a bunch of other people, which is so kinky in a way that I like. What other shoes would you actively share with other people?

Hari Nef

If I had been on ‘Bowling for Dollars’, I’d wind up owing them money.

Ricki Lake

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Martin Mull

I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. Do you know what’s so funny? I have days when I’m absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don’t understand it.

Lil’ Kim

I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

Lil’ Kim

Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It’s what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you’re bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love.

Stephen King

And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

Woody Harrelson

I go down on one knee. Start praying and wind up in the gutter, I call it Tebowling.

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

John Calipari

I was a mod when I was a kid. I’d be in Italian pencil-leg trousers with those bowling shoes you wear outside and a Fred Perry polo shirt with a V-neck sweater. It was like an Essex uniform – a very specific look.

Stephen Moyer

I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had its own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving? ‘You know what? This time Timmy, I want you to knock down all the pins.’ ‘You sure?’ ‘Trust me. Just do it, son!

Jim Gaffigan

I go bowling once every four years to make sure I still hate it.

Drew’s a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ he got into bowling, and suddenly he’s phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It’s just how he does it.

Ryan Stiles
Dad teach Kids to Bowl

Split Happens!

Never rent bowling shoes, if you wear size 15.

Dinosaurs didn’t bowl & now they are extinct. Coincidence?

I have always hated bowling, and I don’t mind admitting it.

Hunter S. Thompson

Bowling, I like bowling. I’ve been getting into this bowling thing. It’s kinda fun.

Queen Latifah

Our small town used to have a bowling alley, but somebody stole the pin.

When I turned 11, my dad decorated a room at the Standard hotel in Los Angeles in a ’60s, Austin Powers style. There was human bowling: You run inside a giant inflatable ball and try to knock down pins. To this day, adults say it was one of the craziest parties they’ve ever been to.

Zoe Kravitz

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

Kevin Hart

Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I’ve worked alongside them, gone bowling with them and watched them pass me over for promotions time and time again.

Al Bundy, (Married with Children TV Show)

Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise

Studies indicate that 4 out of every 10 professional bowlers wind up in the gutter.

There’s a difference between someone who goes bowling and a bowler. The latter knows who they are.

“Question: what is the 7th pin in bowling called?” “Answer: Mother-in-law!”

In conclusion, looking at all quotes from different people from different walks of life, we think it would be safe to say that bowling is a great game with some wise and fun insights to offer. Do you have any funny or great bowling quotes you would love to share with us? We would be happy to hear some of your wise and funny bowling quotes.

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